If you haven't read the beginning and middle of this story, you can find them here Friends with Benefits: My Experience – Part One Friends with Benefits – Part Two After being completely dickmatized by A, and exploding harder than I ever thought possible, I am currently in prime position to BLOW. HIS. MIND. My … Continue reading Friends with Benefits – The Finale (or is it….)

Dickmatized. There is legitimately no other way to describe it. The last experience with A was pretty amazing. Turning me on whilst I'm fully clothed to the extent he did without laying a hand on me was like a Little Mix song - purely black magic. Read it here https://wp.me/pa73Re-U However, what followed was not. … Continue reading Friends with Benefits – Part Two

Brace yourself, its a long one. I would ask anyone reading this to bear in mind that sometimes, people make mistakes. We don't always make the choices we know we should. The pull of attention or affection can hit you right when you aren't expecting it and it can embed itself so deeply into you … Continue reading Friends with Benefits: My Experience – Part One

This blog post was supposed to be about physical attraction and how much of a part it plays when looking for your eternal lobster but I tell you what..... I'm fucking SICK of dating apps. I've been on them since April properly and I'm about as close to actually wanting to go on a date … Continue reading I fucking hate dating apps….

Now, following on from The Wedding Quest my inbox seemed to acquire more invites than Megan from Love Island's vagina. That's not to say that all of said invites were of an acceptable standard. My favourites included an offer of good sex, in return for a free bar and a deal where if they carried my shoes, … Continue reading The Plymouth Electrician

As I sit here with my 2 best boy friends, who will never let me down and always deliver on the pleasure front, I'll explain about my wedding quest. And don’t worry, I’m not mid-orgy…. I’m settled with Ben & Jerrys….   Anyone who has followed my Twitter account for a while will know that my very best … Continue reading The Wedding Quest