This blog post was supposed to be about physical attraction and how much of a part it plays when looking for your eternal lobster but I tell you what..... I'm fucking SICK of dating apps. I've been on them since April properly and I'm about as close to actually wanting to go on a date … Continue reading I fucking hate dating apps….
Now, following on from The Wedding Quest my inbox seemed to acquire more invites than Megan from Love Island's vagina. That's not to say that all of said invites were of an acceptable standard. My favourites included an offer of good sex, in return for a free bar and a deal where if they carried my shoes, … Continue reading The Plymouth Electrician
As I sit here with my 2 best boy friends, who will never let me down and always deliver on the pleasure front, I'll explain about my wedding quest. And don’t worry, I’m not mid-orgy…. I’m settled with Ben & Jerrys…. Anyone who has followed my Twitter account for a while will know that my very best … Continue reading The Wedding Quest